like, i guess this isnt even a particularly “”“adult”“” blog but theres something very unnerving about clicking through to a new follower and seeing “age: 14” on the sidebar. i feel like a chaperon at a highschool dance. leave some room for jesus
you is kind
you is smart
you is an official Barbie baby-sitter
my mom told me that in high school she use to get boyfriends at the beginning of February so they had enough time to get her a valentines day gift and then break up with them the day after and just keep the gift and one day she told her parents about it and they made her keep her boyfriend at least until the end of February and so she did and that boy is now my dad
it’s very important that i am both cute and powerful
"I tried not to reblog this I swear"
Yeah well you fucking failed. how does it feel to be a fucking failure you piece of shit
american people who use british slang
We just want to be one of you and watch BBC on the telly and drink tea and ride the trolley :)
ive never in my 15 years of british living heard the expression “ride the trolley”
most underrated Doctor
Love, love, love Nine.
I just laughed at this for ten minutes someone please put me to sleep